The Ladies Plate

My favorite plate at a local Mexican / BBQ place is called the Ladies Plate. It comes with Fajita Nachos and Carne Guisada. It is really good. Whenever I order this plate, I always make the same joke to the waiter/ waitress. Do I have to be a lady to order the ladies plate? They always say no but I am sure they are sick of it! Kind of like of the joke I always hear in the elevator at work. Third Floor please! You see, the joke is, we only have two floors! badum pish!

I remember when I used to work at K-Mart as a cashier and whenever an item wouldn’t scan I would always hear, I guess it’s free!

And when it’s raining, Raining enough for ya?!

And when it’s windy, Windy enough for ya?!

And when it’s cold, Cold enough for ya?!

Comments

  1. Adriana Sujey

    LOL @ The Preacher!! That’s funny.

    Laughing at “guess it’s free” And when they say 3rd floor at work, I always say “I wish we had one, an entire floor for medical records would be nice.”

    And you forgot to mention the rice and beans and the BIG tortillas! Not flour tortillas, but the BIG ones.

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