When You’re Strange

I heard an old song today that had the verse “the world is full of stupid people” but do you know what other kind of people this world is filled with? I’ll tell you. Weird People.

I went to H.E.B. today to get a rotisserie chicken and I saw two weird guys. One is an older weird guy. He kinda looks like Groucho Marks (without makeup) and a slimmer Albert Einstein. He is ALWAYS there and he don’t work there either. He is either sitting in the deli area or walking around, talking to himself. Why don’t they kick him out?

The other weird guy looked like him sorta. Only whiter and wore big aviator type glasses. He was behind me in line and saying weird stuff to people and blowing his nose and he was buying like five bags of Funyons, Bread, and Onions. Weird! Although, at the last minute he put back the funyons because according to him it was just air in those bags.

Do you think these guys know there is something weird about them? They have to know right? And if they do know at what point did they come to realize “Ok, I’m weird, so I’m going to H.E.B. and weird people out”. But now that I write this I thought of something Anthony Hopkins said in the movie Proof. He said a crazy person would never admit that they are crazy.

So, someone out there has to please tell me if I get weird, or am weird.


  1. DeeDee

    LOL, it’s so funny cuz I know who you’re talking about!!!! The Albert Einstein looking guy! He always walks by our house, and he always has to wave. But what’s worse is that one day my husband saw him wave at me and he asked who he was and told him that he was malito and my husband said yeah right he’s the sancho waving at you in front of me! So now everytime he passes by we always wave back and under our breathe we say Hey Sanch!LOL Anyway that’s hilarious!

  2. juan

    LOL, El Sancho has appeared, he always is smiling so I tell my wife, yeah he is looking at me like yeah, go to work, Sancho, lol, he does have the Einstein look

  3. Sal

    oops sorry to have brought the sancho up. LOL… ill never look at him or albert einstein, and he has some guts waving at you though…

  4. Sal

    @juan like the guy in Minority Report..member? he waited outside til the husband left….

    sorry man. but hey maybe dee can get him to help kim with the Math…

  5. Rosebud

    Is Einstein the one that sometimes rides a bike around town and was dressed in a santa outfit almost the whole mth of December? Lol! Dont know…it may even be the wrong guy.

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