Excuse me, SalJay, but what is this an x-ray of? It looks sorta like the Olympics torch. Then again, it looks like a table leg. If you look real close, you can see “The Mask” down close to where the wide part narrows. And the band-aid; how’d they get that in there? It looks like they could have at least gave a photo of the matching limb so we could see for ourselves what was wrong.

Heeheeheeheehee. I gotta stop this but its just so much fun. Oh, ok. I’m sorry. Here, let me adjust your pillow. And let’s prop this one under your arm so your hand will be elevated a bit. Did you swallow those aspirin?

Now shut your eyes and I’ll sing you a song till you go to sleep.

Hmmmmm, three little monkeys jumping on the bed, hummmm, one fell off and hit his head. Hmmmm, took him to the doctor and the doctor said, la la la, no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

Shhhhhh, sleep well, little one.