Who are you and what have you done with my Sal? Hmmm, that sounds like I’m the owner of a female pig, doesn’t it? Heavens to Betsy. Dancing and bars. And I had such high hopes for you. My heart is sad. I want you going to revivals, and singing specials, preaching, teaching….not dancing in bars. I want that picture out of my head. Nope, nope, nope, that was not Sal. Someone else had taken over his body. Now bring him back. Do ya hear?