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Humor / men??!!!!
« on: April 23, 2006, 11:50:41 pm »
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>   "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>   He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
>
>   And they say blondes are dumb...
>
>   A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>
>   "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he  stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors woul d think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
>   "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>
>   He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
>
>   Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>   A: A rumor
>
>   A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
>
>   Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>   The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
>
>   A PRAYER....
>
>   Dear Lord,
>   I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
>   Love to forgive him;
>   And Patience for his moods.
>   Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>   I'll beat him to death.
>   AMEN
>
>   Q: Why do little boys whine?
>   A: They are practicing to be men.
>
>   Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
>   A: Trustworthy.
>
>   Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
>   A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
>   Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
>   A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
>
>   Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>   A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
>   Q: What is the difference between men and women?
>   A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every wo man to satisfy his one need.
>
>   Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>   A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
> ;)

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Movies / Re: Loving You
« on: August 31, 2002, 08:43:38 pm »


ALWAYS A  CLarseIC MOVIE : JAILHOUSE ROCK

BUT IF THERE IS A MOVIE TO COMPARE IT MUST ME THAT ONE LOL

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE ELVIS!!!!

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Humor / more jokes
« on: November 16, 2002, 06:11:34 pm »


Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unarseisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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Poetry / Writing / Re: Read this love birds
« on: February 09, 2003, 06:53:25 pm »
thanks alot for the reply i have not read your poems yet but i just got online. i hope their as sweet as you.  ;D

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Poetry / Writing / Read this love birds
« on: August 30, 2002, 07:39:53 pm »
 :-*  


"Roses"

by: APS

Roses are as sweet as honey
and as soft as feathers.
Morning dew dresses the pedals
of the white rose.
So fragile that the softest
touch could destroy it.
Genttly brushed by the lips.
the dew runs with fright.
As the pedals fall one by one a little
breeze carrys it's beauty across
baby blue skys, open medows,
and dark swapms that are so softly
lit with light.

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Poetry / Writing / Re: Everything & Nothing
« on: February 09, 2003, 07:19:13 pm »
that is a really nice poem i didn't even have to read all of it to know that.  but yeah i did read it all. it was very nice. hope to see more of your work. ;D

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Poetry / Writing / Remember Me--- please comment
« on: August 27, 2002, 11:00:55 pm »
Daddy, I love you!
Where have you gone?
I can't see you.
I hear your voice,
yet I do not see you.
I'm floating over my body.
What's happening to me?
Why is mommy crying,
I see the family so sad.
What happened on that sad night?
I see a great, bright light.
Should I go?
Should I cross the larde gate?
The voice I hear tells me your will be fine.
That I will see you from there. I asked
"Where am I?", he told me heaven. I can
sit and wait under the pretty trees, sell the sweet aroma of the roses, and wait for you to come with me.
Please always remember me, and that I will always love you. Even if I am no longer there next to you.

by: APS

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Poetry / Writing / Re: for best friends
« on: August 30, 2002, 07:54:08 pm »
I really like it.
I have had some friends like that. for the most part at least.  :-[

but it is still a really good poem

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Yatta Yatta Yatta / Re: It will be mine......oh yes it will be mine!
« on: October 04, 2002, 05:14:12 am »
hey you igit lol just wanted to say hi and well comment on the thread. and well what can i say only you would put a cell phone up for discussion. lol laters.

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Yatta Yatta Yatta / Re: Try this one more time.
« on: November 16, 2002, 05:30:58 pm »
only you and rob would be like that jay lol anyway just wanted to pop in and say hello to everyone   lol  ;D   :-*

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Yatta Yatta Yatta / Re: Strange Conversations.
« on: November 20, 2002, 10:05:53 am »
well it was a nice story but why lie to a complete stranger lol j/k well i just wanted to bust your chops lol laters :P

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